Cue Fanfare presents

Don’t Dress For Dinner

Thursday 1st July
Friday 2nd July
Saturday 3rd July


Bernard is hoping to entertain Suzy for the weekend whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is visiting her mother. He has invited his best friend, Robert, as a suitable alibi and a cordon bleu cook to furnish the gourmet delights. What could possibly go wrong?!

Well, what if Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers? What if the cook is mistaken for the mistress and the mistress can’t cook?!

Hurtling along at the speed of light, Marc Camoletti’s breathtaking, boulevard farce is a near faultless piece of theatrical invention as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed with hilarious consequences.


Run time: 135 mins
Interval: Yes
Trigger warnings: None
Age recommendation: 7+


Full Price £18

Concession £16

Family £55



Thu 1st July6pm7pm

Fri 2nd July6pm7pm

Sat 3rd July1pm2pm

Sat 3rd July6pm7pm